About Me

I practiced in the art of floral design in Naples, FL. I spent 2001-2006 developing an environmentally friendly solution to common household soap scum. I am enthusiastic about merchandising plush toys in Newtown, NSW. I have won several awards for writing about mosquito repellent for farmers.

Sounds too good to be true! Yes, that’s because it is :) Sorry I couldn’t resist. I am sure you have pretended to be someone you’re not when out on a date or trying to pick up at the club on Saturday night.

Unfortunately my life hasn’t been as exciting as I have pretended to be above. I am a landscape labourer, it is all I know and all I have ever done since finishing High School. I like to think I am pretty good at it. I do love to talk and chat so I decided to start this blog to share my thoughts with you all. I’m not too tech savy, well definately not as savy with a keyboard as I am with a jack hammer but please bear with me for any technical difficulties you experience whilst browsing the site. Just drop me a line and I will see if I can figure out what to do to fix them. Other than that, I hope you enjoy my writing and blog posts or ‘rants’ as I like to call them.